Perfect BlackBerry

The jumbled version of any message sent via Blackberry.

After sending a text message to someone only to find that some or most of the words were misspelled due to the fact that the keyboard is comically tiny. "I qill ne there fot the ten olclock mrrting" = "I will be there for the ten o'clock meeting". I had some difficulty deciphering your last message, but it was in perfect BlackBerry.

by flezmo December 30, 2009

Oklahoma Blackberry Picker

My secret occupation or side hustle. I make $2 a gallon picking Blackberries on the plantation.
I named My guitar the Blackberry.

No corporate lawyer will ever be slicker than my father's only begotten Oklahoma Blackberry Picker.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Blackberry Fag

a person who is obsessed with their Blackberry, and is constantly texting or messing around with it. They are constantly flaunting their Blackberry and only talk to other people who also have a blackberry.

Charlie: OMG! Dave and Janessa are such blackberry fags

Sarah: hay Charlotte i noticed you have a blackberry, wanna be BFF's
Charlotte: okay sure YAY BLACKBERRY FAGS

by nomnomnomcookies February 16, 2012

BA blackbelt

The act of being the best at something at a given time. Used for defining extreme rappage. Generaly used when one is playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

person1: "Dude im 35 and 10"
person2: "Whoa your a BA blackbelt"

by The Original BA blackbelt April 13, 2010

Blackberry Messenger

An application for only people who own a blackberry phone. It is live messenger on the computer, but for phones. Some people think it is a waste if they have texting. You add people by entering their PIN and wait for their answer. It's slightly like facebook chat, but of course not on facebook. You can also PING people, which can be used to get their attention. Also, when it is first sent, near the side will be a small D. This means it is unread. It turns into an R when it has been read, so you know if you are being ignored or not. It can also be known as BBM.

Blackberry Messenger is just like texting, what's the point?

by Brendaaaaaaaaaa April 5, 2011

twat blackbelt

having a blackbelt in the art of being a twat

ben has a blackbelt in twat, hes got a twat blackbelt

by tomooo184 November 14, 2010

blackberry

When you are really old, and you think that blackberry can be used as a verb. But it can't be used as a verb, so don't do that. Blackberry is a noun

"I will blackberry you later... Oh I'm using it wrong?"

by lebraunstein June 13, 2014