Bjorn

a really short man. Often seen wearing a suit and tie with a dashing fedora to complete the look.

Bjorn's are not particularly fond of espen's, but really in truly they are the most adorable couple❤️

wow! look at the small man, his name is probably bjorn.

by cheesebreadchicken February 3, 2021

boourns

Similar in meaning to the more conventional "boo", but with more emphasis. For the avid Simpson viewer in particular.

It's snowing again?!? Boourns

by JessicaF November 5, 2003

Bourne High School

A small public school located in the first town on Cape Cod. Most of the students don't seem to realize that they live on Cape and insist upon being "gangsta". Others realize they are from the Cape and wear more Abercrombie than is really necessary at any given time. Still some think they are being "unique" or "alternative" by smoking the abundance of marijuana available and listening to Led Zeppelin . BHS's mascot is the canalman and its color is purple. In the way of athletics the school fails at pretty much everything with the exception of volleyball.

Person 1: "I go to Bourne High School now."
Person 2: "Do you play volleyball?"
Person 1: "No, football."
Person 2: "That sucks..."

by Canalman November 16, 2009

Bournigal Smalls

A disease where you have small bournigals (testicles).

Named after my brother, who is the drummer of Ruxton Towers.

Oh my, that poor guy has Bournigal Smalls' disease.

by Chris December 31, 2004

Bourne Night

A "Bourne Night" is the Act of Consuming a level of alcahol that results in memory loss to the Extent that very little or nothing can be Remembered of the Drunk Period once sober. The name is derived from the popular Bourne films in which the protagonist has no memory of certain events.

Dean: "I cant belive you tried to drink toilet water last night man!"

Tyler: "Really? I cant remember"

Dean: "Bourne Night, Yeah?"

Tyler: "Yeahhhhh"

by Staticdeano February 28, 2009

Bjorn

Bjorn, where do I start? An absolute hotty, the best god damn abs ever but he won’t admit it. Amazing at every sport, especially basketball and soccer, he’s very fit. He can be quite sensitive but he’ll never show you how he really feels unless he trusts you completely. He’s outgoing, fun and has the cutest laugh ever. He makes the best jokes and loves tickling and teasing you. His hair is amazing, he can not wash it for a week but it’ll still look amazing, even when it’s not styled. If you’re dating a good Bjorn he gives you all his attention, little cuddles when he thinks nobodies looking or sometimes when the whole world is staring. He gives the cutest kisses ever, super soft and delicate lips. His smile can light up a whole room, it’s contagious. Bjorn’s love alone time and that can sometimes be mistaken for him being sad but mostly he just needed some time to think. It’s amazing when you hold hands, his hands are always really warm so he’s practically a portable heater. He always wants other people to be happy and he has the biggest heart ever. Bjorn is a fucking god but he’s never admit it.

Person 1: Wow! That guy looks like a god

Person 2: Yeah, he’s name is Bjorn

Person 1: I wish I was like Bjorn

by Peppermintpie September 4, 2019

Freddie Bourne

is an American singer-songwriter, actor, and keyboard player. He is known for fronting the bands Exit 22 and Sahara from Jackson and Manalapan New Jersey respectively performing at The Stone Pony and The Starland Ballroom. Bourne is the winner of Liberty Idol of 2010 at Jackson Liberty High School and 3rd place finalist of Freehold Idol in 2008. He is known for his comparisons and looks of Seth Rogen and Jack Black. To his friends, Freddie is known to be the comic relief in his group of friends such as driving on the pick-up of a truck with almost no clothes on, dancing to loud music (not professionally), and his flamboyant personality to which confuses people of his sexual orientation. Despite this behavior, Bourne is straight known for his unintentional flirting with women.

Guy: Hey, Freddie Bourne! You are a great vocalist, man!
Freddie Bourne: Hey, thanks man!

Guy: You know who you look like? Seth Rogen. Ha ha ha!

Freddie: Ha ha, yeah, I get that a lot.

by UnknowntoPeople June 4, 2010