office bingo

a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a meeting and participants "x" off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. Winners must jump to thier feet and scream "BINGO" at the time of victory.

VP: We'll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.
Monkey: BINGO!

by SodaPhish May 21, 2005

Bingo Clink

Descriptive of the gaudy, low rent, cheap jewellry normally festooning chavs as they leave their child benefit at the local bingo hall.

Guy1: Heavens, whats that awful jangling noise?
Guy2: Why, i believe it is the chav across the road and her bingo clink.

by farge bofflenerp October 25, 2009

Bingle hole

An expression used to define the anus, usually to describe incidents of pain.

That hurt like a sharp stick up the bingle hole!

Biffle bo bangle bungle, my bingle hole is bleeding like a lactacting grandma with goliath bird eating spiders!

by korpa March 31, 2009

bingoslut

Someone who will do ANYTHING to win at bingo.

Bingoslut: I'll give you a handy under the table if you call B5.

by BingoSlut1 August 24, 2010

bingo freakin bango

This phrase is a deritive of bingo bango and holds more significance with the addition of "freakin". It can be used in many circumstances: 1) as a sign of significant approval and recognition, 2) when you are making a point you present as fact, 3) when you dominate the sport, activity, test, contest or other competition you are partaking in, 4) WHEN LIFE IS JUST TOO GOOD.

This phrase can also be said in it's acronym form, "BFB", which is gaining popularity and can be emphasized with a dip snap, if you so please.

This chicken parmesan I'm makin is gonna be off the chain. Bingo freakin bango.

by swirvinator April 19, 2011

binglehead

A stupid person. Someone who is very bing.

Dave: Crap! I forgot my keys!
Jo: You're such a binglehead, Dave!

by automaticeyes November 3, 2012

Bingleton

A word when you don't know/want to say something or one to somebody

So bingleton bobert the 2nd just dmed me to play shitfart cock simulator

by justdavidandstuff March 23, 2023