battle of the bands

Unless the winner of each heat is judged on points, it is really a competition of how many friends each band brings on the night. It doesn't matter if your band is any good or not, it all depends on how many votes you get at the end of the night. Which, of course, depends on how many friends you bring to the gig.

Band #1: We have 100 friends and they are all coming to the battle of the bands gig.
Band #2: Well we have 102 friends, so we will win!

by sbridgwater April 15, 2006

nine line bind

An oilfield term that means you are in a predicament or one heck of a situation. Literally, it refers to the block on a drilling rig. The more lines on the block, the more weight you can lift. If you get in a bind with nine lines on the block, there's not much more you can do.

When she ran off and left me with the kids, she put me in a nine line bind.

by Justins Bad March 13, 2008

Bindel Effect

Bindel Effect

Named after Julie Bindel's infamous "put men in concentration camps" quote. Similar to the Streisand Effect, this is the name for when a shithead SJW says something that makes them sound like a psycho or asshole, then claims it was a joke or removes it from the internet to cover their saggy ass after receiving backlash from everyone who isn't a dick. It is prominent with certain types of nut-jobs as well, but for different reasons.

"Did you hear what Clara said? Apparently she believes everyone who's anti-feminism should be sterilized."
"...I thought that was a joke."
"Ah, the Bindel Effect strikes again."

by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk October 30, 2017

shit bands

The plural for a band that makes bad music

Nickelback. Sounds like a bunch of guys with IVFs in their arms and flowers in their hair, pulling one last tune out of their asses before they get executed by baboons on some weird island. This is one of many shit bands.

by Annaisjesus December 8, 2007

bindow

A bindow is a window used in a similar way to a bin, often used in situations where indoors and a bin cannot be found.

Dude, wheres the bin?

i think it's at the front of the room, why not just use the bindow?

thanks dude

by adam hutchinson June 10, 2007

binders full of women

A place Mitt Romney keeps all the women who work for him.

"Jeeves, be a chum and hand me one of my binders full of women."

by Nick E. Fresh October 16, 2012

binder check

to slam someone's binder randomly while walking to class

I was going to science and all of a sudden this kid binder checked me

by heyayyyy July 6, 2009