david beckham

An un-talented chav with too much money. Plays football, a game in which dumb men that couldn't get any qualificatios at school chase a little ball and think that they look great doing it.

David Beckham is an idiot.

by PunkRockBarbieBitch August 10, 2005

Beckham

a short asf fortnite player that is Chinese and gets his short ass beat when he does not get an A

hi Beckham

by jimminiiiee September 29, 2018

Beckham (UK only)

Pretty good player, now plays for real 'fucking' madrid

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

DAVID BECKHAM

the fittest man on the planet!
he is soooo sexy!

he is sooo fit and he is a great footballer with a great body... yes it IS david beckham!! mmmmmmmmmm!! yummie!

by GIRL March 14, 2005

Bend it like Beckham

(n)this phrase refers to the sexual action of bending your penis as far as possible and then inserting it into a woman's vagina

Dave: I heard you and Jacki had a good time last night.
Bob: Not quite. She made me bend it like beckham.

by David A. Ramirez October 25, 2007

David Beckham

A God

A Footballer in England, a socer fag in America

a cool guy

Alex: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! Fuck YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now

Tony: shut up

by ALEXFUCKINGBECKHAM January 16, 2008

Brooklyn Beckham

Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...

"Thank you Mummy and Daddy for not conceiving me in Scunthorpe."

by OD Smith March 31, 2005