by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
Get the Wet Bessies mug.Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.
Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020
Get the Bessie the cow mug.A cool chick, who normally rocks a braid or a bun. Can make anyone laugh, and laughs at herself half the time. Will be brutally honest, so only ask if you wanna know. Musically inclined and intelligent, but can pack a punch like effing superman. Sometimes overweight, but super cool about it. Best friend to have, will be loyal forever. No exceptions. THE person to count on.
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Jack: DAYUM. that Bessie doesn't hold back!
John: Bro, you know that chick? The kinda chubby one? With the bun?
Jerry: oh yeah. That's Bessie. You should ask her out, she's amazing. But don't get on her bad side. Just trust me.
* nurses shoulder*
John: Bro, you know that chick? The kinda chubby one? With the bun?
Jerry: oh yeah. That's Bessie. You should ask her out, she's amazing. But don't get on her bad side. Just trust me.
* nurses shoulder*
by Im Still Into You- on repeat- January 7, 2015
Get the Bessie mug.Comes from the way pissed up folk say "best friend." To be a "bessfriend" for any length of time is incredibly unfortunate. You attain this dreaded status by having a drunken person latch onto you and tell you all their problems, cry on your shoulder and generally kill your groove. Several times, through hiccups and sobs about ex partners, you will hear the words "You're like my bessfriend, you are." Note- you don't even have to really KNOW this person to be their bessfriend for the night.
The worst bessfriend situations occur when they are members of the opposite sex. You either get cock blocked or pussy locked all night by the weepy eyed, wretched looking individual clinging desperately to your wrist.
The worst bessfriend situations occur when they are members of the opposite sex. You either get cock blocked or pussy locked all night by the weepy eyed, wretched looking individual clinging desperately to your wrist.
"Why didn't you come to the club last night? We all wondered where you got to. Did you go home?"
"No such luck. Some mental bitch in Yates's decided to make me her "bessfriend" for the night, and I just could NOT shake her!"
"No such luck. Some mental bitch in Yates's decided to make me her "bessfriend" for the night, and I just could NOT shake her!"
by MagickDio April 24, 2010
Get the Bessfriend mug.Literal Spanish translation: "the black kiss"
Figurative urban translation: "the act of licking someones ass hole"
Figurative urban translation: "the act of licking someones ass hole"
Eugine spent extra time primping his chocolate starfish in the event that his girl Marcie pleasured him with "el besso negro".
by The Feltcher May 9, 2006
Get the el besso negro mug.Besse is very kind, and most likely has a pet puppy named creampuff or somethin. Besse is kinda shy , and keeps her circle close. If you are friends with/dating a Besse, you are lucky. She is funny; but also kinda clumsy. She is probably also addicted to marshmallows.
Did you see Besse the other day? She was so funny!
Yeah, she was probably eating marshmallows again.
Yeah, she was probably eating marshmallows again.
by Liza Isabella September 23, 2021
Get the Besse mug.Look! It's that sexy nigga, Bessil!
by bromety November 21, 2021
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