Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams.
James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.
by King Kolamc May 24, 2021
by Kim F. September 02, 2003
abbreviations of names;
jam = james
bert = robert
-people who fulfil these characteristics; inseparable since birth OBV. share a birthday sometime in february. live two doors apart from each other + gladys lives between them at number 17. same schools. bmfl's ;D
jam = james
bert = robert
-people who fulfil these characteristics; inseparable since birth OBV. share a birthday sometime in february. live two doors apart from each other + gladys lives between them at number 17. same schools. bmfl's ;D
jam: yo we is in bradford because that is TOWN, not halifax, that is not town.
bert: :M ye.
char: hahahahah look at that man, hahaha. hahhahahahahhahahaha.
jam&bert: char, you talk posh..
char&laura: nonononono
gaz: yeyeyyeye proper do.
bert: :M ye.
char: hahahahah look at that man, hahaha. hahhahahahahhahahaha.
jam&bert: char, you talk posh..
char&laura: nonononono
gaz: yeyeyyeye proper do.
by triangle-ee February 05, 2009
An amazing guy. He is the singer/screamer of The Used, an awesome alternative rock band:)
He writes songs that are so poetic, it makes my heart feel like its being stopped by a hand, and he can sing so well it can reduce me to tears.
He smokes (:( BAD BERT lol), he might be engaged (? Jurys still out on this one), he used to be really tight with Gerard Way, then wasn't, then sort of is again.
I love him.
He loves me.
I wish.
He writes songs that are so poetic, it makes my heart feel like its being stopped by a hand, and he can sing so well it can reduce me to tears.
He smokes (:( BAD BERT lol), he might be engaged (? Jurys still out on this one), he used to be really tight with Gerard Way, then wasn't, then sort of is again.
I love him.
He loves me.
I wish.
"Lay your head down just for now|Space fills your mind as you dream-awhile|the sun floods your room as you drown|your lungs full of breathing-your true love beleive" -Bert McCracken
by Rachel(TheFantastic) September 16, 2007
hott,sexy,crazy,
a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on
a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on
by alex December 31, 2003
Lead Singer of The Used with a grungy kind of look that is really hot. Bert has an amazing scream..unlike any I have ever heard .Even when he cleans up, he still looks dirty...and thats hot.He also has the word crack in his name.
by Billy L. July 09, 2005
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