beruman

a very tall person who looks like the guy on the pizza box. They live inside caves and complain like hicks

That guy over there is such a beruman

by eGgsNbaK33 June 25, 2008

Bergman

To ignore or 'blank' a request for more information usually via Email.

I've just received an Email from Mike asking if we will pay his invoice. Shall I reply or just do a Bergman?

by Atom Master February 19, 2012

Beatmania

A "DJ simulation" game in which the player must push 5 keys and a turntable in time with songs 1:10-1:45 in length.

With DDR on the rise, Beatmania is one of the harder games to find.

by dj gs68 April 24, 2003

Bergman

A huge fat worthless piece of crap that gets pwnd daily!

Your so worthless im going to call you Bergman from now on.

by Jism83 January 14, 2008

Lance Berkman

All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem.

"Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst

"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

by David T. W. May 21, 2008

bertran

Bertran is the most respectful gentleman ever. He is the smartest kid in class and he cares for others. He always helps when he can and gives 110% of what he can. He is handsome and has a huge dick. He is not very athletic but he is very active in bed.

Girl: last day y was with Bertran and he made me scream so hard
Girl 2: uuuu! I which I was with him

by 69 nice December 7, 2019

German Gary Bettman Bobblehead

Where a man locks a person out behind a glass door and reveals his penis.

Bob locked Sarah inside the convenience store and did a German Gary Bettman Bobblehead.

by Shawtototo February 17, 2010