Beardsturbation

1. Fondling of one's own facial hair for the sheer & immense pleasure of it.

2. Stroking the pubic area but focusing on the tufts of hair around the vagina.

"Robert's beard is looking stringy today"

"Yeah, he just had a vigorous bearsturbation session"

"I wouldn't have such a problem with her beardsturbation if she didn't do it so much in public

by AndyRobertAlexDwyer March 12, 2013

bearderesting

Interesting, but for beards.

What a bearderesting person!

by vyskol October 10, 2013

beavster

AKA beaver, bush, beaver meadows, the bearded lady, bushel, semen-in-a-cobweb, lint collector, direct result of abstinence, the forbidden forest, crabs' dwelling,

Allison's beavster was totally exposed under her skirt the night she forgot to wear underwear to the Midsummer Night's Dream party when she walked over Steph, who was conveniently lying on the floor. Yada yada yada, they are both HUGE fans of sushi now.

by Chuguy February 11, 2008

beardstache

A mustache that wraps around your face, farther then a goatee, and continues down your chin into the neck area. Popular for guys who want to look tough.

Damn! Paul Teutel's beardstache looks likes a mullet on his face!

by Michele February 25, 2005

the bergsters

anoying set of twins that live in wisconsin. They often accociate them selves with team jesus and spaz and file harasment constantly.

O great next hour i have the bergsters in my class

by john smith January 16, 2004

Beardstorm

Beardstorm is the act of showering someone with your shaved beard hairs. It usually requires multiple people growing beards for multiple months to acquire what would be enough to produce a Beardstorm.

Me and Mike grew our beard each for 2 months. Then shaved our beards, and placed the hair into a bag. We then showered a skeet with our beard hair using a giant fan and some ingenuity. This was the first ever Beardstorm.

by Beardstorm Inventor August 3, 2009

Beardstruation

When a female gets angry over your beard.

Stacy "your beard is poking me!"

Tod "I wish they made midol for beardstruation"

Stacy "They do its called shaving"

by Mr. Chump August 6, 2011