fuck like a banshee

Verb. Having sex in a vigorous way, often evoking loud moans or screams; implies taking control for the other person's pleasure

I like how you fuck like a banshee when you get on top.

by SolSiren January 4, 2017

bachelor's handbag

A supermarket bought rotisserie chicken in a handy plastic carry bag. Popular with the single man attempting to cook for extended family

Steve knew his niece and nephew loved a home cooked meal, so he picked up a bachelor's handbag and a tub of pasta salad

by NzChippy October 17, 2021

Bachelor Wash

A quick soap-free rinse of a plate, cup, or utensil which had recently been used. This is most useful for low-oil, water based, or dry foods. Wiping with a paper towel will usually remove residual food particles missed by the bachelor wash.

1. Since we were out of coffee cups, I bachelor washed the ones from breakfast and filled them up.

2. After a quick bachelor wash, the drinking glass went back in the cupboard.

3. I didn't want my date to think I was a pig, so I bachelor washed the dishes and tossed them in the cupboard.

by wozdog July 15, 2009

bachelorism

A prudent, sensible, and wise life-enabling decision to remain single, remain a first class citizen, enjoy relatively high degrees of personal freedom, prosperity, and self-determination, and avoid a very expensive, dangerous, hostile, abusive, deeply exploitive, oppressive, and life-crushing enslaving marriage and the unjustly deeply anti-male legal system in the likely, arbitrary, possibly unpredictable, and life-crippling divorce.

Bachelorism means retaining your full civil rights and first class citizenship, personal dignity and self-respect. Bachelorism means never being in fear or experiencing the actual or the constant threat of emotional and physical abuse and arbitary and unjust arrest, homelessness, imprisonment, ruin, and indentured servitude at your wife's sole discretion (regardless of your kind character or behavior) without legal protection, recourse, or respect; it also means complete self-determination, freedom to enjoy your life as you wish on your own terms, and generally greater opportunity and personal prosperity in life. Bachelorism is the clear freedom from the exploitation and sacrificing of a used, disposable man's life for the unilateral entertainment and profit an ever-expectant, hateful, greedy, self-indulgent, entitlement- and luxury-obsessed and sneeringly and derisively nonrecripricatory, ulterior, incipidly disrespecting vicious wife. To men, marrying women in the current social, cultural, and legal environment is unhealthy, oppressive, and physically, psychologically, and legally dangerous. Bachelorism is relatively freedom-ensuring, sane, safe, and financially, legally, and personally healthy. Bachelorism is to respect yourself and retain your human rights.

by esmith512 January 27, 2008

based off of

a way to say "based on" when you want to sound dumb and use an extra syllable

"The movie was based off of the book."

by it'sokaytothink August 9, 2012

31th base

Didn't learn did you? This is the base reached when people realize there is no 31th base, its the 31st base... continue reading.

Bob: Dude, I totally got to 31th base last night.

Billy: Dude, there isn't a 31th base, its 31st, and there's no way you had actual phone sex... besides, that only works in cartoons.

by Epeeist May 26, 2008

all your base

ol-yOr-bAs

n. 1. A premature proclamation of victory. This expression is often incorrectly taken to mean simply victory. However, doing so does not take into account Zigs and their ability to be moved for great justice.

by hiyami November 1, 2003