Bartek

A crazy dude, generally smokes a lot of weed. Can get annoyed now and again, Overall is a good guy to have a banter with and a good person to know.

Just saw a Bartek strolling through a park with a bong in his hand the other day

by maj ley September 1, 2013

Guest Bartender

Someone who is bartending for an establishment at which they are not employed.

Erika is going to be the guest bartender at the Well tonight. And tomorrow.

by Jordan Roberts May 4, 2006

Bartender

A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.

The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk

by Dictionnarian July 20, 2018

Turkish Bartering

verb: to juggle a woman's breasts while gobbling like a turkey.

Chase was turkish bartering Katie ALL NIGHT LONG!

by ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLI February 5, 2009

Barbecunion

The act of marriage or performing nuptials combined with BBQ and Beer

I was invited to a great barbecunion! Brisket, Beers and Vows! Ain't nothing better!

by NotDrDre May 16, 2016

Bartender's dozen

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.

Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?

by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016

Barbecue Chicken

The act of being Shaquille O'Neil

Boy: *Standing Underneath Hoop*
Shaq: *Pulls it down onto him, likely killing him*
Shaq: *In a really deep voice* "Barbecue Chicken"

by literatureandthehumanexistenc May 31, 2020