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barlowgirl

A girl that does not date. Can also be barlowguy/dude/chick/chicklette/boy etc.etc.
Oh, she's a barlowgirl. She doesn't date. I wonder why.
by Jessica January 5, 2005
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Barrow in Furness

Ideally situated between Heysham Nuclear power station to the south, the faltering Sellafield Nuclear reprocessing plant to the north and The Nuclear Submarine Facility in the town centre. The background radiation gives Barrow a Mediterranean climate.
Residents of Barrow also enjoy 20% unemployment, chronic heroin addiction (dubbed Heroin Capital of the North), extreme violence and the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe. Barrow can also proudly claim to have 3 of the its shore lines in Britains top 10 polluted beaches.

So why not try a place with a difference and try Barrow!
"The Seaside town, that they forgot to close down"
by max January 14, 2004
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Barrow

A person who loves the sound of their own voice and won't stop talking. They tell long life stories and usually procrastinate.
Hey, did you see Mr. Dean?

Yeah, he's such a Barrow.
by The musician February 19, 2017
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Barowned

1) To be owned, taken down, humiliated or dominated by someone, especially while playing soccer.

2) When you offer to pay the bar tab for a hot young lady only to discover it is more than you can afford.
Ex 1: Fan 1 "Did you see the Cruyff Bethia just did around that guy?"

Fan 2 "Yeah, he, just got completely Barowned."

Ex 2: Guy 1 "So I tried to pick up the tab for this hottie at the club last night. Turns out she drinks only top shelf Scotch. It maxed out my card..."

Guy 2 "Lame...She totally Barowned you!"
by weegee9148 September 25, 2011
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ken barlow

A small measure of an alcoholic drink, most noteably half a pint. Named after the Coronation Street character who only drinks half pints of beer. Used mainly in a mocking/banter way between young groups of males. Can also refered to simply as a 'ken'.
To order a half pint of beer in the pub one might say 'Could i get a ken barlow please'
by James Graley July 6, 2007
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Bartow

Lame ass town in Central Florida east of the Tampa Bay area. The epitome of wanksterism, every black kid here seems to think they're a blood or crip. Some might even threaten you with their AK's and choppers that dont even exist!
"Im from Bartow. Watch me put a red flag on the left side like a retard."
by Foress Whitaka November 10, 2006
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barlowing

Verb.
1. The act of shafting people in the queue without seeming like a total twat when the bartender forgets that you're at the back of the queue and asks you what you want. This is done by turning to one of the people next to you and saying "This person was here before me." to the bartender thus shafting everybody else and looking like a saint to the bartender and the person next to you. This is called barlowing because it is the moral equivalent of making a song for charity and performing tax evasion.
2. A manoeuvre that allows you to get to the front of a bar queue when one of the people in front of you leave and the person next to you is also contending to get that space. This is done by preventing the leaving man from turning to face you and can be performed in this step by step procedure:
Step 1: Form a barrier between the leaver and the bar's exit. This is commonly done by putting your hand on the bar while facing the leaver. This will cause him to turn the other way.
Step 2: If the leaver turns too far away, the "opponent" will still have a decent chance of getting that space. This can be prevented by putting your other hand on the bar, and then sliding in when the leaver starts to leave.

This is called barlowing because while it is usually considered rude to turn your back on somebody, you'll be thinking "I want your back for good."
1. "Wow Dave, that was very kind of you to let that man go first" "Actually Nick, I was barlowing the queue. I was 9th when I arrived, but I skipped to 2nd!"
2. While Dave was usually a moral person, he occasionally liked to practise barlowing in pubs. He didn't feel any guilt if the person next to him was a notefold cock.
by DeltaFlame November 4, 2015
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