Benson and Hedges is a British cigarette brand. Famously smoked by Kurt Cobain, Ian Curtis and Liam Gallagher, Benson and Hedges are now officially the coolest brand of cigarettes in the world, beating the irrepressibly mainstream Marlboro Red.
"Mate, have you got a spare Marlboro?"
"What do you think I am, a fucking cowboy? I smoke Benson and Hedges."
"What do you think I am, a fucking cowboy? I smoke Benson and Hedges."
by Erase My Head June 23, 2014
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A man who is good looking, well dressed and possesses the gift that is good Banter. Named after the original Antonio Banderas.
'he's a good looking kid isn't he'
'yeah mate, really funny lad aswell'
'bloody hell nice threads too, triple threat, Bantonio Banteras.'
'yeah mate, really funny lad aswell'
'bloody hell nice threads too, triple threat, Bantonio Banteras.'
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Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of Jake Benson. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And Jake Benson will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when Jake Benson lay's my vengeance upon you!
tyranny of Jake Benson. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And Jake Benson will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when Jake Benson lay's my vengeance upon you!
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Get the Pulling a Branson mug.When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.
1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?
Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?
2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.
Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?
Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?
2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.
Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?
by RPotter December 15, 2006
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