bajesus

to scare someone to the extent of pissing your pants

"That movie scared the bajesus out of me!"

by chris hunt November 5, 2003

bayfed

the ultimate rinse,

something no human should suffer

out of order

eg, pop a cherry and then giving her the sheets to wash and not even walking her to the car aka bayfing or being bayfed

or somthing like that

by sharjeyj June 13, 2009

bajesus my weejus

an expression used when something shocking happens.

Boy - "someone stole my cell phone yesterday!!"
Girl - "Bajesus my Weejus!"

by LEAH & JENNA September 19, 2006

Baffed

Someone who is completely unaware of everything that goes on around them.

Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"

by CHATSHITGETBANGED_ January 14, 2017

Bajesus

A hole in the crotch area, which would be inapproate to say at this moment becuse my mom is watching me type this.

OH NO Don't go in that bajesus!!! There are little crabs in there!!

by None of your bizzness October 17, 2008

baffer

baffen is the same as rimmen or rimming ...using your tongue to stimulate the anus either of a man or woman

Ow yeah baby lick my p00per :o You are one great baffer :D

by GSnIet April 2, 2008

bajeezus

Used in situation where "Jesus" doesn't work.

Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.

Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.

1) "Holy Freakin Bajeezus!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"

2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"

by C & D Hizzle January 2, 2006