dead badger

A really, really smelly fart, usually caused by drinking a lot of alcohol.

I just dropped a dead badger

by Badger June 10, 2004

Megel Bagel

Someone that is completely perfect in every way possible and brightens they lives of every person they come in contact with. She is beautiful, sweet, caring, loveable and more amazing than believed possible.

Yo, that girl over there is a megel bagel.

by jmeight August 30, 2010

bagel bite

A trademarked product of Heinz. They are small pizza snacks using a mini bagel as the crust.
A small (2" diameter) mini bagel is sliced in half with tomato sauce, mozzarella and sometimes pepperoni or sausage placed on the cut side. This is baked, toasted or microwaved until the cheese is melted. They can be found in a grocery store freezer section, or made from scratch with the component ingredients.

James prepared some Bagel Bites for his friends as they watched the Super Bowl.

by Navarro May 13, 2004

badger badger badger

A video about badgers, mushrooms and snakes of which several updated versions have been released such as the Christmas version, which has Badgers dressed as Santa, the mushrooms replaced by presents and the snake being replaced by a young Jesus Christ.

Repetitive genius.

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
www.weebls-stuff.com

by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005

growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"

"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"

by Cluin September 2, 2003

bagelfuck

The act of having sexual intercourse with a bagel ornament adorning the penis.

Last night, I totally bagelfucked Taylor!

by bagelfucked May 12, 2009

Bagelist

When you are racist to bagels

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist

by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019