I love bagels, but my friend doesn't.
by MILFHunter6699 January 27, 2011
Any person that has not been baptized, and is not sure if they would like to be or not. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Muffin, Waffle, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)
by Relic January 16, 2005
by scoopmypoop69 May 08, 2019
What is a bagel? is it food? Breakfast? No, it is the very foundation of every black hole in the universe by eating one you absorb infinite mass making all things get pulled to you, even the remote across the room you're trying to use the force on, but beware of the bagel's great power your house will probably implode on you if you eat it. and then the entire universe will be sucked into you, ripping a massive hole in our reality.
by That boi from school October 23, 2019
v. when you violently attack someone with bagel to the face... or head area. it's even better if the person falls over. it's usually only necessary if the other person is being complete tool.
by Amy M. W. September 25, 2007
When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.
by retsamevals February 15, 2013