blackhole

Something absolutely immense that has a lot of weight/mass. See also Carol Messer.

Carol Messer is like a black hole.

by Adelina March 27, 2004

blackhole

its the exit for your food; also known as the asshole; so tight it may do you like a real space blackhole, you may never get your tool back

She was on the rag so I pounded her in the blackhole. Great time for a donkey punch.

by Scott Brothers December 13, 2006

blackhole

A black person that is also an asshole.

A: That nigga just robbed me
B: What a blackhole!

by El Bartooooo June 5, 2011

blackhole poo

when passing a turd that required much effort and drama to expel. One looks down expecting to see a huge bit of offal and miraculously the bowl is empty and clean. The bowl may or may not be waterless.

Man I took a huge shit , ended up being blackhole poo.

by aplaceinthesun February 18, 2008

Irish Backhoe

Using your permanently disfigured ring finger to diddle the shamrock of an underage teen until he or she froths, while they enjoy the potent aroma of your clovered teabag.

Ah shite, Watson just gave that lad the Irish Backhoe!!!

by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020

backholer

Sexy fucking beast. Usually used to describe some using a last name

Did you see backholer over there? He's so hot

by Jewlover898969 January 24, 2017

Backmoleotomy

The minor surgical removal of a mole on one's back.

Damn, that mole on your back looks bad, bro! You should look into getting a Backmoleotomy to remove it.

by Diego BC-GTR March 3, 2011