Brad
Brad by ancestorsprotectme September 5, 2019
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your typical white boy. hates his vegetables and doesn't eat pasta due to a traumatic experience. he doesn't leave his room cause he's playing minecraft and likes hanging out in the rave cave with the boys and that one girl of his dreams. He has the personality of a house brick and is extremely awkward around girls. He listens to Ruel and Justin Bieber at 1am with his cock out (average white boy playlist). He is one off those kids with a middle part and never shaves. he has the bushiest eyebrows and never thinks to fix them. his dad is Shane and he is superior over brad. brad likes cordi and will never get her cause she's taken.
'no I don't eat vegetables'
'ew who eats pasta'
'Brad is hella gay no cap'
'rave cave this weekend boiiis'
'ew who eats pasta'
'Brad is hella gay no cap'
'rave cave this weekend boiiis'
Brad by brad loves cordi September 17, 2019
Brad
brad is the combination between two names “breana” and “tad”. these two special people have a bond that’s so hilarious everyone is jealous of it. they are like cody ko and noel, so funny it’s unbelievable. if you ever meet this duo you’ll be sure to have a fat laugh.
Brad by lollipopsryuck April 28, 2020
Brad
A young male teen that enjoys making bathroom jokes; examples of something one might say:
"Don't drop the soap!"
- A young boy who likes to creep out his other friends by teabagging them.
"Don't drop the soap!"
- A young boy who likes to creep out his other friends by teabagging them.
Brad by Enliven/Gob/<3 March 6, 2009
brad
(n.) a dudebro or typical frat guy that has the following characteristics:
1. sagging khaki cargo shorts
2. two or more polo shirts, complete with popped collar(s)
3. socks & adidas sandals
4. hemp necklace
5. aluminum can of natural light
typically, this sad gentleman has terrible taste in music and listens to way too much dave matthews band while you "bro down," which he will refer to only as "dave," because clearly, they are on a first-name basis and call each other on their cell phones.
1. sagging khaki cargo shorts
2. two or more polo shirts, complete with popped collar(s)
3. socks & adidas sandals
4. hemp necklace
5. aluminum can of natural light
typically, this sad gentleman has terrible taste in music and listens to way too much dave matthews band while you "bro down," which he will refer to only as "dave," because clearly, they are on a first-name basis and call each other on their cell phones.
brad by Samantha Sanchez July 23, 2008