A drunk. So called because Australians have a well-deserved reputation for excessive drinking. It is one of the few things at which they excel, probably because most of them are of Irish or Scottish ancestry.
Benny used to be okay, but since he's been hitting the sauce he has become a real Australian intellectual.
by Tom from the Shore April 2, 2008
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Fred:dude what the fuck where you doing
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Joe is over at Australian College getting his load on.
The only education he got was sitting on a bar stool in Australian college.
The only education he got was sitting on a bar stool in Australian college.
by Tom from the Shore April 2, 2008
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Guy 1: "So how's your girlfriends eye?"
Guy 2: "You mean after I gave her that bitchin' Australian Sidewinder!?"
Guy 2: "You mean after I gave her that bitchin' Australian Sidewinder!?"
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Thankfully the AFL-friendly media here in Australia manage to do a good job of covering this up.
Thankfully the AFL-friendly media here in Australia manage to do a good job of covering this up.
Person1: Dude, Michelle got stabbed yesterday!
Person2: Thats what you get for taking her to the Australian Rules Football.
Person2: Thats what you get for taking her to the Australian Rules Football.
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