Australian Intellectual 

A drunk. So called because Australians have a well-deserved reputation for excessive drinking. It is one of the few things at which they excel, probably because most of them are of Irish or Scottish ancestry.

Benny used to be okay, but since he's been hitting the sauce he has become a real Australian intellectual.

Australian Intellectual by Tom from the Shore April 2, 2008

australian water bomb 

when you do a chick and you forget the condom is on after and you take a piss in the condom

bill:sorry about the mess on your toilet seat
Fred:dude what the fuck where you doing
Bill: i did an australian water bomb

australian water bomb by Luves_2_spooge May 11, 2009

Australian College 

A tavern or bar room or cheap gin mill. This is due to the fact that Australians are known for excessive drinking and spending too much time in gin mills.

Joe is over at Australian College getting his load on.

The only education he got was sitting on a bar stool in Australian college.

Australian College by Tom from the Shore April 2, 2008

Australian Sidewinder 

When you are performing the act of Doggie Style, the man "finishes" and as the women sits up, the man runs up from behind and slaps her around the face with the penis while ejaculating in her eye replicating snake's venom.

Guy 1: "So how's your girlfriends eye?"

Guy 2: "You mean after I gave her that bitchin' Australian Sidewinder!?"

Australian Sidewinder by JerkinMcGurkin January 1, 2010

australian rules football 

According to a study by Sydney's Macquarie Univerity, you are more likely to get stabbed going to one game of Aussie Rules a year, than you are if you go to a nightclub every Saturday night for a year.

Thankfully the AFL-friendly media here in Australia manage to do a good job of covering this up.

Person1: Dude, Michelle got stabbed yesterday!
Person2: Thats what you get for taking her to the Australian Rules Football.

australian rules football by Ben Digo April 30, 2007

Australian Handy 

A handjob from behind but instead of just reaching around you come from "down under" between the legs.

Last night Miranda gave me the best Australian Handy.

Australian Handy by Osmosis Jones 2012 July 31, 2012

Australian teabag 

When you shove your ballsack in someone's ass while they are upside-down (specifically inside the rectum)

This Sheila asked me to Australian teabag her shitter and now my ballsack tastes like ass

Australian teabag by Xx_Keith69_xX July 18, 2019