attention whore

A person who competes for attention, or does/says things soley to recieve attention. Often these things are stupid, obnoxious or unbelievable.

Ignore her, she's just an attention whore.

by kwoodruff December 28, 2005

attention slut

An attention slut runs from person to person in attempt to satisfy a deep need for attention that they can never fulfill. It doesn't really matter who they get attention from, just as long as they get lots of it. They don't normally enjoy attention from one single person for very long and skillfully seek attention from as many people as they possibly can in any given day. Often brags about how many people they got attention from and purposely sets goals to establish new records that are realistically unattainable. This helps the attention slut reinforce how shitty they feel about themselves.

Wow, for someone who has so much attention, Carla is really hard on herself. I think she might be an attention slut.

by Mr. Bear Athabasca November 18, 2009

Attention Tweeter

A slight variation of 'attention seeker', which applies a user of tweeter submits tweets that reek off "ask me"

Bob: omg, have you seen Jill's tweets recently?!
Craig: Yeah I saw that read, "Omg, I hate my life"
Bob: Fucking attention tweeter.

by A chocolate fire-guard. December 15, 2011

attentionetarian

A person who claims strange or unusual diet-limitations in order to stand out or get attention.

Host: Who wants pumpkin pie?
Attentionetarian: No thanks, I'm gourd-intolerant, but if it's not too much trouble could you make me something entirely different from what everyone else is having that only I will eat?

by Jackduripper January 6, 2008

Attention Span Olympics

metaphorical phrase used to indicate a period requiring long hours of intense attention to detail.

Studying for law school finals feels like the Attention Span Olympics.

by free2invent December 11, 2010

attention shark

A person who craves so much attention, if they don't get enough they'll die, much like how if a shark stops swimming, they'll die.

Sarah, stop being such an attention shark!

by MidnightBlueHF May 14, 2016

penile attention deficit disorder (padd)

A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.

When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."

by Xander913 January 7, 2014