Asslok

A hardcore muthafucka who rocks all ass in all videogames. Beyotch!

Asslok put yo ass on lokdown.

by Asslok December 2, 2003

Asslighting

When you and your partner are making sweet love together and you shove a firecracker up their ass before lighting it and shoving your dick in their mouth and cumming as it goes off

"I know right Grace? Me and Liam's relationship has gotten so much more exciting now that we've been Asslighting each other lately"

by FarawayAssGang March 11, 2021

assdoggie

a annoying person wit simalarites to a ass and a dog.

"That richard is sure being a little assdoggie"

by Jesse February 14, 2005

Imperical Assload

That to which two metric fucktonnes are equal.

I have three metric fucktonnes' worth of iron, or rather, 1.5 imperical assloads.

by AvidElephant55 August 26, 2009

assloser

the biggest loser you can imagine.

assloser: "never gonna give you up" is my favorite song.
guy: you're an assloser.

by d.bannos April 18, 2010

Asslord

A big asshole.

"I just met this very annoying asslord the next day."
"Oh, you mean Greg."

by weraptor October 23, 2018

Assload

A unit of volume equal to 4 liters; equal to the approximate volume of a fully filled large intestine of an adult human.

I drank an assload of soda last night.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020