Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009

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monkey ass

1) Someone who behaves and embodies the functional capacity of a monkey in human form.

2) A human being with a large baboon-like ass. Synonym: Baboon-Ass

1) Look! That guy is eating his own poo! What a monkey ass!

2) Holy shit! The bum on that woman is unequaled, even compared to the sum of any two human beings! What a monkey ass!

by Juan Valdez - Harvester of fine coffees in Central August 7, 2003

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This word is usually aimed at "Dan Thomas" AKA "Squirrel" This child is a very aggresive individual which will take no crap off of no one but could easily get his ass kicked by Matt and Daffydd. His famous phrase is "Calm Down" and this is the phrase that strikes fear in the heart of any man.

Fuck off dan you monkey ass raper

by Matt Hiscock November 28, 2004

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Howler Monkey Ass

Girl that's been butt-fucked so much her insides hang out like a Howler Monkey on Animal Planet.

Damn! I was going to ride Charlotte until she dropped her drawers and her damn howler monkey ass jumped out of her jeans and damn near bit my weenie off!!

by Howler Monkey Lover October 27, 2008

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