carpet artist

The complimentary title you give your husband so that he will continue to perform his vacuuming duties.

I am endlessly astounded by your undying commitment to the craft, you are a true carpet artist!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

Scam Artist

The person who creates and runs a scam. The mastermind behind the operation but is also often the scammer who actually caries out the con or swindle.

"He's a fricken' scam artist and I wouldn't trust him with a dead fly."

by Grund1e September 1, 2006

Artist

Coffee addicted freaks
who can draw good..

the insane one are the talented ones...

the hot ones aren't that good...

example:
me
my lust for isolation
my only friend is a cat
coffee
Artist can art

by Vapor_95 August 7, 2017

Penis Artist

Someone who continuosly draws penises on other peoples shit.

if your buddy has like a notebook or a paper or something, when he turns around, draw a quick penis on it. keep it small or draw it huge. dont limit your detail. if you have time, add pubes and veigns.

PS dont limit yourself to notebooks and paper. Piss people off by drawing dicks on their books, backpacks, desks, clothes, and even their own bodys.

by Spencer Mahan June 9, 2005

arthstetic

aesthetic but spicy

this is my arthstetic

by lesbean chicken May 7, 2020

ringtone artists

Any artist that creates a song whose general spirit, intent and meaning can be gathered from its ringtone clip.
Any artist that has a song catalog greater than 50% of which can be purchased as a ringtone.

Any artist that has sold more ringtones than albums.
Those artists whose songs you would not pay 99 cent to download, but for whose ringtones you would pay 3 times that amount.

Ringtone Artists are neither good nor bad and can be of any genre of music from any country and from any generation.

Have you heard Soulja Boy's Tell 'Em? Yeah, he's just another one of those ringtone artists.

Can substitute:
Rihanna

Fergie

T-pain

Kenny Loggins

by Joe Procita October 31, 2007

sleep artist

A person who has perfected the fine art of sleeping, often under highly unusual or unlikely circumstances.

He is the consummate sleep artist, I’ve seriously watched him napping soundly during parades and inaugural events!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021