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..armintard

Basically never misses and loves to make ppl mad.
Hey who do u think would win in a fight goku or naruto ..armintard:goku wins easily
by Mikasa simp February 18, 2021
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armpit gf

An armpit gf is a woman who is so infatuated with her man's smell that that's all she wants to do. Sniffing her man's armpits even after the gym without a shower.
by hellboyslollipop January 17, 2023
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Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
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The Armpit Ambush

When you stick your smelly armpits in your lover's face unexpectedly.
Brenda didn't even think I would give her The Armpit Ambush when she went to kiss me goodnight last night. She was in for quite a surprise.
by RoyCoup December 4, 2012
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drop one's armpits

Oi McCririck...have you dropped your armpits?
by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005
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itchin my armpit

wow look at those kids itchin my armpits, meep
by meepmerp October 31, 2020
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armtits

Where a woman is so fat her tits bulge out of her armpit area causing arm tits
Hey dude where does that fat bitches armpits end and tits start, those are some mean armtits
by Co6 November 3, 2013
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