When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.
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When you collect a female’s period blood and pour it into her anal cavity. Then you lube your penis and it layer it with bread crumbs. Then you proceed to anal fuck her so the period blood covers your penis so it makes a layer of breadcrumbs and blood. Lastly, the female starts sucking your penis completing the Minnesota Apple Pie.
When you collect a female’s period blood and pour it into her anal cavity. Then you lube your penis and it layer it with bread crumbs. Then you proceed to anal fuck her so the period blood covers your penis so it makes a layer of breadcrumbs and blood. Lastly, the female starts sucking your penis completing the Minnesota Apple Pie.
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I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.
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