Antiques

Slang term from middle England for Cocaine.

You ready for the weekend. I need some antiques?

I've got the number of a good Antique Dealer!

Sweet, does he he deliver?

Antiques Roadshow mate. Antiques roadshow!

by RalffTonFull June 21, 2018

antiquing

the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 9, 2016

Antiquing

The act of putting talcum powder on your balls and smushing them in your roommates face so he gets antiqued

Bro, what the fuck? Why are you antiquing me?

by 149214921492 March 12, 2020

Antiquing

Verb - Seeking out romantic or sexual partners who are elderly, or of an age significantly older than oneself.

Jenny declined my invitation to go to the college bars tonight--she's probably antiquing at Barnes & Noble again.

by TheGoodKingBroccolli April 12, 2017

very good at antiques

Gay. Homosexual.

As coined by Baroness Knight.

Graham Norton is very good at antiques.

by adabrady June 5, 2013

Antiquing

When you go back to your ex for sex.

When Tiffany dumped Darrin he went right back to antiquing.

by tiff12345 November 19, 2021

Instant Antique

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.

Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.

by Redsonjaoriginal October 21, 2022