The acts of being anal
by Gabe Wilson February 27, 2004

Girl: I can't, I'm not having sex until I'm married
Guy: Anal?
Girl: Oh yeah, of course, that doesn't count!
Guy: Anal?
Girl: Oh yeah, of course, that doesn't count!
by Tyzza June 21, 2015

(Jessica)Shove your fucking dick up my ass Darrel!
(Darrel) no! I’m not trying anal with you!, you have hemeriods
(Darrel) no! I’m not trying anal with you!, you have hemeriods
by mrdinkysparkles July 20, 2019

Man: Do you want anal?
Women: No
Man: I knew this is what you wanted.
Penetration begins.
Man: Is your name Stephanie
Women: yes
Man: I knew this is what you wanted.
Penetration begins.
Women: No
Man: I knew this is what you wanted.
Penetration begins.
Man: Is your name Stephanie
Women: yes
Man: I knew this is what you wanted.
Penetration begins.
by RamRod88 November 8, 2010

by miniparker February 23, 2009

1) when a man chooses to pot the 'difficult brown' instead of the 'easy pink' i.e. he decides to do his woman up the wrong 'un.
2) Annoying term to describe a fastidious person, from some stupid Freudian psycho-bullshit.
2) Annoying term to describe a fastidious person, from some stupid Freudian psycho-bullshit.
John: 'Oi Dave, I analed my bird for the first time last night.'
Dave: 'that's alright, John...one up the bum, no harm done.'
Dave: 'that's alright, John...one up the bum, no harm done.'
by Archbishop Rowan Williams July 13, 2007

Eric: Hey Mandy, are you going to surrender that booty tonight or what?
Mandy: I don't know Eric, I think once I let you have anal, you're going to leave me.
Mandy: I don't know Eric, I think once I let you have anal, you're going to leave me.
by Lars Anthony February 14, 2008
