awsten knight is one of the hottest natural blues out there. he is in a band called Waterparks along with his friends Geoff and Otto. his music is so fucking good and you could listen to it for 1000 fucking years. he is a pansexual colored hair masterpiece that rings, wears feet necklaces, and has a tooth bat.
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When I was 15 I went to Am-Dam and smoked a joint of salvia than saw hookers in glass cages...good times.
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Being awstensexual means you are attracted and have a very VERY bad obsession with Awsten Knight from the band Waterparks
“what sexuality am i? Oh! im awstensexual!”
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- Never Mind the Buzzcocks is shit without Simon.
- I know, nobody can replace him.
A good joke is a joke that needs a disclaimer, like Simon Amstell's joke about Courtney Love.
- I know, nobody can replace him.
A good joke is a joke that needs a disclaimer, like Simon Amstell's joke about Courtney Love.
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wake up next to persons of which he/she defined as a skank and have no recollection of the night before
wake up next to persons of which he/she defined as a skank and have no recollection of the night before
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