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5th amendment

What happens on tour, stays on tour
Amy: Hey did you hear what Jessica did last njght?

Jessica: *from across the room *
5th AMENDMENT!
by Singlemostusedpersonever November 2, 2017
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The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."

It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.
The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment has totally transformed liberty into slavery.
by 2B+ June 7, 2022
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18th Amendment

The Amendment that you use when you are drunk--meaning to take the fifth.
Jim thought he would not incrimenate himself by claiming the eighteenth, but in the end he was just totally fucking drunk.
by piro May 18, 2003
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14th Amendment

Specifically prevents

a) age, race gender discrimination when receiving government services in the US

b) critical race theory from being considered constitutional
Under the 14th Amendment it was, is and will forever be unconstitutional to use bipoc criteria and critical race theory in determining who, in what order, and under what conditions, receives medical services in the United States.
by Sexydimma April 2, 2021
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2nd amendment

If you need and don't have it, you better start singing a different tune.
The 2nd amendment should be repealed in America, until major social unrest occurs, and we need it again.
by stainless67 February 25, 2022
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Communist amendment

An amendment that some people are working for to make the US a communist country.
by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2010
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The Second Amendment

The Second Amendment is the most American thing to exist. Anything involving it is abhorrently American.
Liberal: You shouldn't be able to buy a fully automatic machine gun that fires as fast as that
Any Other American: Shut the fuck up liberal, you Second Amendment denying piece of second cumming shit. The Second Amendment is all my reason to own my 50 Caliber Beowulf AR15
by ShardZer0 January 5, 2021
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