Trust The Algorithm:
A possible dystopian future and surveillance state where AI runs society and constantly repeats everywhere“trust the algorithm.” You must obey every aspect of life. Comply and keep privileges — don’t comply, and you quietly disappear. Free will is effectively illegal. The algorithm controls everything you do when you eat, sleep, work, socialise, go out, have children, and how to raise them. It would look like a perfect world with perfect people — disguised as a digital prison it would be a living hell. Those born into it will never know anything different.
Warning: This is already starting to happen— YouTube algorithms are subtly pushing us online already.
A possible dystopian future and surveillance state where AI runs society and constantly repeats everywhere“trust the algorithm.” You must obey every aspect of life. Comply and keep privileges — don’t comply, and you quietly disappear. Free will is effectively illegal. The algorithm controls everything you do when you eat, sleep, work, socialise, go out, have children, and how to raise them. It would look like a perfect world with perfect people — disguised as a digital prison it would be a living hell. Those born into it will never know anything different.
Warning: This is already starting to happen— YouTube algorithms are subtly pushing us online already.
Lee: Bruv, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. Every time I go on YouTube, it tells me what to watch… what to buy. I can’t even decide for myself anymore LOL.
Frank: That’s nothing yet, bruv. Just wait until the future, AI will control everything in everyday life.
Lee: Really, bruv? LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv. What you eat. Where you go. What you think. And all you’ll will hear, all day, every day is— trust the algorithm, trust the algorithm LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: That’s nothing yet, bruv. Just wait until the future, AI will control everything in everyday life.
Lee: Really, bruv? LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv. What you eat. Where you go. What you think. And all you’ll will hear, all day, every day is— trust the algorithm, trust the algorithm LOL.
Lee: LOL.
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*How to hijack the YouTube Algorithm (Part Two)*
Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! He if I keep saying it then it's true!"
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Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! He if I keep saying it then it's true!"
Hym "Your Jew magic doesn't work on me sissy! Oh! OOOH! WHAT'S THIS!? I'M GETTING A MESSAGE FROM GOD! He wants me to kill you all and kidnap all of your virgins! A strange thing for him to want but, I mean, who am I to argue with GOD!?"
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Get the u.s. standard algorithm mug.algorithmic critical mass — the Urban Dictionary principle that states: the more words you enter into the Urban Dictionary, the easier it is to add words to the Urban Dictionary.
This is especially true if you make the words you add refer to your previous words based on known linguistic principles. In this way the algorithm reflects aspects of your mind; and your mind becomes one with the algorithm as well.
There is something more frightening than artificial intelligence and that is computer intelligence that merges with the mind of humankind.
What happens when infinite computing power merges with the full potential of the brain. I don’t know because I waste my mind on adding Urban Dictionary entries instead of contemplating more weighty problems.
But you have got to admit that that is an awesome Afrofuturistic observation.
This is especially true if you make the words you add refer to your previous words based on known linguistic principles. In this way the algorithm reflects aspects of your mind; and your mind becomes one with the algorithm as well.
There is something more frightening than artificial intelligence and that is computer intelligence that merges with the mind of humankind.
What happens when infinite computing power merges with the full potential of the brain. I don’t know because I waste my mind on adding Urban Dictionary entries instead of contemplating more weighty problems.
But you have got to admit that that is an awesome Afrofuturistic observation.
If you add enough word to the Urban Dictionary you will reach an algorithmic critical mass where the algorithm will reflect your mind; and, your mind will reflect the algorithm.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 7, 2023
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Usually the algorithm selects which content to hide based on political or financial interests of the tech company or its internal culture, when it lacks the human resources needed to hide such content.
Usually the algorithm selects which content to hide based on political or financial interests of the tech company or its internal culture, when it lacks the human resources needed to hide such content.
Half my videos are demonetised and the rest can't be discovered by new people because Youtube has me algorithmed because we talk about things they don't want us to talk about.
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