Aiken X Dora

Aiken loves Dora

Wow look at Aiken and Dora or should I say, Aiken X Dora

by cool dude 12345678900987654321 December 17, 2021

Corporate Aikido

Corporate Aikido is the art of redirecting people who need help, instead of saying no, so you can get back to Minesweeper or, these days, Reddit. You use their energy against them, sending them off to accounting, answering their questions with a request for more information, etc. Corporate Aikido techniques and throws are best practiced in conference calls and meetings, where the unskilled opponent will appear to all to be combative and aggressive if he or she shows the slightest resistance to the Corporate Aikido movements.

How to use Corporate Aikido, by designbydave: "Yes, I am almost 100% sure what is wrong with your laptop, but I want you to go back and get more information for me, retrieve the appropriate power cables, software install discs etc so I don't have to work on it right this second, I'm currently reading a fascinating, 10 page article about a feral child that I found on reddit."

by knumbknuts September 6, 2013

Aikens

Aikes is Aikens. Aikens walks the streets giving the grace of his large penis. He is a very good looking person. Girls are naturally attracted to Aikens.

Samantha: "Check that guy out, he is sexy!"
Jessica: "He is definitely an Aikens!"

by bekd November 24, 2011

clay aiken

the biggest joke to come out in the entertainment industry since Richard Simmons.

That hobbit from the Lord of the Rings looks like Clay Aiken

by bonitas June 24, 2006

Princess Aiko

Princess Toshi of Japan. The rightful heir to the Japanese throne, no matter what those elder conservative fucks say!!

Princess Aiko should be the next queen of Japan
"But she's not a boy!"
"No one gives a shit anymore!"

by blueFlameBat June 3, 2006

clay aiken

The only truly successful American Idol contestant who must maintain ambiguity for fear of losing his hardcore fanbase of homophobic fundamentalist Christian females who don’t realize his performances are meant to be done in drag.

Clay Aiken fans like to lie to themeselves

by MrWall September 3, 2007

Alastair Aiken

He plays fortnite and makes clickbait.

WHATS UP GUYS! ALI-A HERE! AND YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND IN FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE!!!!!!!

Alastair Aiken

by VolTixDoesTingZ June 4, 2018