Home Turd Advantage

When a person only feels comfortable defecating when they are in their own home.
(Note-Similar to Home Ground Advantage)

Barry:Hey man, you can shit in my toilet if you want?
Joe: No Bro, I've got to have Home Turd Advantage!

by TheBlackList January 11, 2010

take advantage

An extentsion of the sexual usage of take. "To take advantage" of someone is to have sexual contact which someone who is semi or wholly unconsious due to alcohol or drug intake. The "advantage" is because they often can not decline contact or are even aware of said contact. Such practice is mostly agreed upon as morally wrong.

"I know me and Sarah have been going out for a while, but I couldn't take adavantage of her when she was wasted."

by TheWarden February 4, 2005

Advanced Warfare

The golden turd of all games. Its awesome but shitty. Advanced Warfare is a game full of corner campers and players flying around the map. Also known as the easiest CoD made. This game has tons of overpowered guns and great customization.

Dude 1: Did you get Advanced Warfare?
Dude 2: Yea I love it.

by MtnW33dSkopez March 10, 2015

advanced walk of shame

Post coital venture home from childhood neighborhood wearing same ensemble as previous evenings scandalous romp with soiled sheets in tow.

Advanced walk of shame......Period, pee, shit....any bodily function not wished to be exhibited on new lovers bed-sheets.

by poppin tapioca May 16, 2010

advanced protection

When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.

Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.

Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.

by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao June 1, 2016

advanced stupid

Advanced stupid is used when something is above and far beyond average stupidity.

Spongebob voice: This isn't your every day ordinary stupid, this is...advanced stupid.

by Smithing Jade April 22, 2016

Aavani

Beautiful , kind, smart and good hearted person that can make anyone laugh and they are super talented and smart but they just have to believe in themselves more often !!!.Many admires her beauty. She is someone who understands others feelings and adjust to it.

hey Aavani..

by Aavani January 11, 2021