Abandon Shit!

The act of a person using their underwear as toilet paper to wipe their ass, than abandoning said underwear in the trashcan. This generally occurs on the realization, post dump at a public facility, that there is no Toilet Paper, or Paper Towels in the restroom.

Note: This can also occur due to a shart that leaves you with a smelly mess of underwear, and no safe way to recover said underwear without embarrassment.

Little Billy: Mom! I need some new underwear!

Mom: Well where did the new ones I just bought you go?!?

Little Billy: The janitors are my school suck at restocking the bathrooms! I had to Abandon Shit!

by Lazerius March 2, 2014

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Abandon

1. To give up to the control or influence of another person or agent. To give up with the intent of never again claiming a right or interest in

2. To withdraw from often in the face of danger or encroachment

3. To withdraw protection, support, or help from

The boat was blown to bits. The sailors had no choice but to abandon Ship.

by MoonCricket March 27, 2005

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reckless abandon

To give up on the chase and straight up tell the girl you want her without caring about the outcome.

Guy#1 - Yeah, I like her but things between us are getting stale. We're not making progress.
Guy #2 - Reckless abandon that bitch. If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out.

by Humble Bison December 11, 2009

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abandon-ship

a horribly wrong relationship, in which one of the people involved should get out very soon

"I sat by Stacy in art class today. Did you see her new bf? He's a big dude brah, who listens to terrible music. He said he didn't like arcade fire, in his ironic gangsta talk."

"That's not a relationship, that's an abandon-ship."

by jake ryan under the tree March 27, 2009

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