Abstinence

It is a word for people that can't get any pussy or dick.

My friend is 300Lbs so she chose to be Abstinence.

by Ajuntapall January 18, 2009

involuntary abstinence

The sufferings of a loser that refrains from sex, simply because he cannot get any

Hey John, have you lost your v-card yet?
No, I am suffering from involuntary abstinence.
Oh, sorry bro, that sucks.

by xCynicaLManiaCx March 12, 2013

abstinence

1) A vow of no sex untill you are married. Usually only losers who beleive in god uphold this vow.

2) People who, dont understand/cant appriciate/are afraid of, sex are the ones who beleive in this.

look at that babe, such a waste for her to beleive in abstinence

by Theribus September 29, 2005

leave of abstinence

"Leave of abstinence" is a term used to describe when a person stops their voluntary restraint from indulging in bodily activities that are widely experienced as giving pleasure. Most frequently, abstinence refers to sexual abstinence, or abstention from narcotics, alcohol, tobacco, caffeine or food.

Man speaking: "My friend abstains from sex, but now he says he wants to get laid, so he's on a "leave of abstinence."

by demographic-man June 14, 2011

abstinence only

The only way to not get pregnant...100% effective

Abstinence only...Something most teens have trouble committing to ;)

by ::Sex Ed:: December 14, 2007

abstinence

The dumbest Idea Ever

Religion (The dumbest idea ever)

abstinence

by coolshortguy May 5, 2010

Abstinence Wall

The common practice in public schools of putting up giant poster boards or sheets of paper in which students sign their names stating that they pledge to remain a virgin and/or abstinent.

After the assembly about abstinence, sex and STDs, all students were encouraged to sign the Abstinence Wall.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010