Koi

Koi is a fish and a stupid one. He has lavish hair and he is dumb. This is true. This started over him arguing over every pity thing. Wow he is stupid.

Koi is a idiot

by ImaangeMaker February 28, 2022

Swedish koi pond

This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.

“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”

by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024

koy

used to call someone a pussy bitch without them knowing

so basically another word for pussy bitch

jeremy: yo my why the jeronimo bailed out on the sesh blud

erle: no fucking way fam koy mother fucker

by stillavirginat60 March 3, 2023

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

koy

A slur for a ginger person. Comes from the word "koi", a domesticated carp that is usually orange.

"You fucking koy, I hate gingers"
"Look at that ugly fucking koy!"

by hot-snails April 16, 2022

Koi puche

is a joke started in a whatsapp chat group to bully a certain person named prithvi but it turns out it can be used against any person who's annoying

koi puche bro.

by yami_inken May 11, 2022

koof koy

1. A term used by Edmond Honda, from the Street Fighter series of games, after he has defeated you in combat. Though it's exact meaning is unknown, it is believed to be an insult along the lines of, "kiss my grits" or "suck an egg"

2. A basic exclamation of excitement, sadness, anger, or nonchalants. The users tone of voice will determine the definition.

Sedrick: " Yo dawg, you done be filled up dat milks, didntchu?"

D. Abernathy: (disgusted head shake) "Koof koy."

by K. Tea Toad July 29, 2011