Dork Knocker

Term used to describe a ponytail worn by a man who has gone totally bald on top but not the sides or back of his head. Usually grown to compensate for the baldness in hopes of still appearing virile to younger women. Similar to the comb over, but less obvious.

Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.

"Jesus, that old guy's got a a serious dork knocker going. Who's he trying to kid?"

by Creeping Gibs January 5, 2010

Capital Knockers

Massive titties. Generally only used to describe tits that are both large and extremely attractive.

Person # 1 - " I don't know man, she is kinda fugly."
Person # 2 - " Yea, but she has capital knockers."

by Rabbid K9 June 2, 2011

flobber knockers

Fat boobs that while in motion, bounce in alternative directions.

"My god, look at the flobber knockers on that girl"

by Malg April 23, 2006

cum knocker

when whoever is eating cum knocks it back in their throat for a swallow.

That bitch I was with swalloed shes a motherfukin' cum knocker.

by REN12335 March 1, 2009

fruit knocker

a slang term used to call a gay person.

That guy is gay, he sure is a fruit knocker.

by Ren_walker123 November 10, 2011

cock knocker

Mild insult, popularized by Kevin Smith movies.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

gold knocker

Big Gold earrings that resemble a door knocker. It so gawdy you cant wear them for a job interview. Many young ladies from the crib wear them

Girl, look at those gold knockers she wearing. Doesn't her ear hurt wearing those things?

by L1 August 15, 2007