They are a power couple! Even though they fight sometimes they still find a way to solve their problems.
by anonymous December 22, 2021

It’s an old school condition from grandpa’s day where a guy uses a high alkaline based soap to masterbate with and ends up burning the upper layer of skin on the penis from the high alkaline based soap and friction. After a couple days, the burnt penis skin peels away in an aggravating itching ceremony.
Grandpa would often talk of the good ol black and white days of his youth with fondness. even when he and grandma would have to take a break from lovemaking in order for grandpa’s “ Alfred itchcock” to heal, he would still talk of his peeling itchy weenie with a happy gleeful look.
by Neeomboo September 28, 2023

by alm June 19, 2006

A guy whose family wouldn't let him get a sex change so they sent him far away from normal people. He's from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. He dresses up as his sister and even sounds like a girl. He tucks his dick in his dead sister's underwear.
by BlahBlahBlahBlahBlah August 25, 2005

A phrase used only by the most nincompoopy of nincompoops (Yes, I’m looking at you, ALFRED).
An era that will never occur and if it does, please kill us all.
PROTEST against the stupidity of the alfred era!
An era that will never occur and if it does, please kill us all.
PROTEST against the stupidity of the alfred era!
that guy is an idiot, look at him thinking the alfred era will actually happen
she’s so crazy she wants to be alfred’s pet when the alfred era comes
she’s so crazy she wants to be alfred’s pet when the alfred era comes
by you are a boor alfred June 8, 2021

A whitewashed chinese oppa who adores pretty korean celevs like miyeon, karina and jisoo. He barely posts on his ig story and it's mostly about fancy restaurants or BC. He is academically smart, a qualified badminton player, a top-tier photographer, and has better cooking skills than a normal teenage girl. He looks like an introvert, yet his communication skills are flawless and knows how to match one’s energy. He is like the finest asian at my school. He deserves great happiness.
by ik.im.so.accurate June 10, 2023

The most Ann kid you most likely know. Lies about his race. Does some autistic shit. Only girlfriend he ever had is his own sister.(insist having ass) oftenly does gay stuff and has no friends except for the special needs kids. Is also usually bald
by Chandler Johnston February 25, 2019
