Crush zoned

When a girl has a crush on you but does not wanna go out with you or fuck you.

Joe- Jessica ? Well I like you , would you go out on date with me?

Jessica - I do have this crush on you but no

Joe - if you like me what's the problem

Jessica - I do like you but I don't want to fuck you That's why .

Joe - Bitch you just crush zoned me

Jessica - I did have

by VUd January 10, 2015

sister zoned

When a hot guy refers to you as a "little sister" because you are younger than him or/ and "innocent" compare to the shit he does; similar to friend zoned in that you're seen less than what you wanna be but yall still remain good friends but he just sees you as a little sibling

"...Yea Elizabeth is like my bestfriend too, actually my little sister... CUZ SHE'S 14 lmao!"
"Damn Taylor you just got called "little sister"sister zoned by James haha"

by ttbitch May 13, 2016

zoned

zoned is another word for stoned or high,
as in zoning out because you're stoned.

dude i was so zoned at ashley's party last night man

by abracadabralolled October 17, 2008

School zoned

When someone friend zones someone in a school, no interaction outside of school.

Dude I school zoned Anna.

by rsorak April 8, 2013

Sex-zoned

When she doesn't actually like you for your personality or what makes you, yourself, but may pretend to knowing in time she can use you for sex.

"Mark, after Mary and I broke up she's been being weird with me. We dont talk the same if she writes me back at all! Yet when we hangout she still has sex with me. What's going on?!"
Mark-"ahhh you've been "sex-zoned" bro, I'm sorry, there's no coming back from that dark mind fucky place"

by Callmefranky January 24, 2016

Friend Zoned

When a girl or guy texts, calls, or talks to you about another person of the opposite sex by which they imply to you that they know you like them and they do not have the same, mutual feelings. Therefore making you "just friends."

What the heck.. I just got friend zoned by Jodie.

by QuarterP80 April 12, 2011

p'zoned

The term originated from the disgusting nature of Pizza Hut's P'Zones. When one is P'Zoned, they have been beaten very badly at something. See also owned and pwned.

The forum moderators P'Zoned that uppity newbie.

by ZhugeBrett September 7, 2003