Zoop

A poop that replicates the pattern of a zebra.

When a poop is multiple colors

“Last night I had the thickest zoop”
“What shades of brown”

by Dumb rat August 14, 2020

Zoop

a white american

For example: I’m gonna shoot up a school (The Zoop) (Me) Zoop!

by Ufjfjf February 6, 2021

zoops

combination of ZOMG + Oops = zoops

expression of extreme excitement when someone fucks up

skateboard trick ending in faceplant = zoops
sex act gone wrong = zoops
braggadocio ending in utter humiliation = zoops

by SteelersSlob September 18, 2016

Zooping

the action of masturbating until the bed around you is filled with sweat and bodily fluid, similar to gooning or edging!

dude I was up all night Zooping it!

by ryojifan August 8, 2024

Zoop

For something to be higher than one's ability to understand or handle.

I was trying to explain that issue to her, but ZOOP, right over her head.

by BadRaven25 February 4, 2021

Zoop

When you defecate or produce feces while at the zoo.

Wow, I just took a massive zoop... I feel much better now.

by Poopybuttholekitty June 15, 2024

Zoop

Zoop - a Zoophile
slang term for a person who is sexually attracted to animals.
Also known as bestiality (beastiality).

Why are you looking at my dog like its a Victoria's Secret model?
What are you, a zoop?

by kingpin46 April 21, 2020