Zoink is a word said by are all known lord or shaggy if you must, if you hear shaggy (are great leader) say zoink. That means you have angered him and you must apollagize if you don’t he will punish you. The way you say sorry to shaggy is you must bow and say “zoink no more” 3x or else you will be punished.
Shaggy: ZOINK
Mike: oh no! We have angered him
mason: *bows* Zoink no more,Zoink no more, zoink no more
Mike: oh no! We have angered him
mason: *bows* Zoink no more,Zoink no more, zoink no more
by Xx_Gamersniperlord_xX December 20, 2018

A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings
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Spacing out hard, out of your mind because you’re hyper focused on a dot on the wall 60 feet away, so tired you fell asleep right away and you slept so long and feeling nothing woke you up
by saladkids May 25, 2024

The black sheep of the family or the “special person” out the friend group who other think wont be much of as a kid because of their weirdness but end up becoming the most successful out of the family/group. Tends to get bullied or having to defend themselves to others opinions. Usually has a talent of some sort that nobody appreciates.
by Zoinkid November 23, 2021

Zoinks is a term that most white people use when they're afraid. Zoinks was made famous by Shaggy from the bestselling franchise Scooby Doo.
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