Zimmerman Defense

Usually armed with guns, engaging with hopefully unarmed person(s), looking for trouble, gets into a losing conflict, shoots and then cry victim.

When cited you shouldn't have been there bothering people in the first place, causing drama snd caught hands, the alleged shooter pulls "The Zimmerman Defense " and cry "self defense" to the Judge.

by SkyNet313 November 21, 2021

wyatt zimmerman

The gayest man alive

Guy 1: hey u know Wyatt Zimmerman
Guy 2: yeah he likes cock

by Blurry vison October 18, 2020

Peter Zimmer

The God of the bands. Had a bunch of idiots make a cult/religion for him. The almighty supreme being and leader of the Zimminati.

Sophie: Hey do you know who Peter Zimmer is?
Daniel: Yeah I pray to him every night!

by RazorLeaf February 24, 2022

The Zimmerman

When a Caucasian man, Peruvian man, and Mexican man all ejaculate onto an underage African-American girl's chest, then get away with it in the end.

"Bro, did you see the video of Jose, Steve, and Dominique jizzing all over Falkwisha's chest? They didn't even get charged!They did The Zimmerman!"

by UnnaturallyAspirated August 26, 2013

Zimmerism

1. A once funny saying used so many times, that it loses any resemblence to an amusing statement.

2. The actual statement that is increadibly stupid in a vain effort to be funny.

3. A comeback to an insult that reaks of stupidity AKA a crappy ass comeback.

4. Can be loosly defined as anything that is spoken/typed online that is extrodinarily stupid.

Guy 1: Hey faggot i hate you
Guy 2: oh yeah...well shut up...fagg
Guy 3: dude that's a Zimmerism

by thisblows7504 April 17, 2006

Cody Zimmerman

A highly intelligent, sexy, seductive, individual who has unparalleled looks, morals, and knowledge. Some would say "almost too attractive to look at", or "so funny, and nice that god had to create pain just to balance things out".

The only person besides bruce lee who would ever have a chance against chuck norris.

Man1: Hey, I just won an armwrestling championship!

man2: Oh so you pulled a cody zimmerman?

man1: no...they still have their arms :(

Ex2

Girl1: Dont you think brad pitt is the sexiest man alive?

girl2:besides cody zimmerman?

girl1: well of course. Hes on a whole different level. :)

by echo1992 January 27, 2010

zimmered

to charge directly, only to be grabbed by the head and thrown aside.

alcs 2003

by chet laird October 14, 2003