Zach is the kind of guy to cheat on his fiance behind her back in the woods with a girl he met one day from south wales while she was walking her friends dog with him in around featherstone west Yorkshire
Zach is a cheeter
by Thehitman69 May 22, 2020
A truly wonderful human being. Once they've blessed your life with their presence, you'll never again be the same. Their voice is smooth and they're rather soft-spoken. Zach's eyes light up with glee whenever he talks about the things or people he loves, and he has this look of pure wonder about him that's just magical. Magical. A word that could best describe him. His soft skin, long hair and warm eyes all serve to create this aura of calmness that can't help but infect anyone that talks to him. If he loves you, he makes sure that you know it, and he showers you with compliments day in and day out. He's very intimate, sharing his hopes, dreams, fears, memories and secrets with you if he really trusts you. He's very passionate about music, but don't let it fool you. He's quite intelligent, and is very good with people. Outside he may seem calm, cool, collected and chill, but, once you get to know him, he's the sweetest person you could ever know. If you manage to be one of the lucky few to have a Zach in your life, or, better yet, as a partner, heed this warning: hold them tight. Don't let them go, for they will change your life for the better in an innumerable amount of ways.
"Zach is a truly amazing person!"
by Zachlover01 October 17, 2018
A Zach is a hella annoying person who starts a diss track on your best friend and they make teams (ex. Team Kylee, team Zach) but your best friends team is winning because no one likes a Zach. A Zach is usually very hearty, robust, and plump ( AKA fat ). He will pretend to be gay for popularity/ attention but doesn’t get any because it’s the worst fucking idea ever.
Person 1: hey do u see that guy over there?
Person 2: hey! That looks like a Zach!
Person 1: yea they are totally not actually gay their just doing that for attention.
Person 2: he’s really hearty and robust too
Person 2: hey! That looks like a Zach!
Person 1: yea they are totally not actually gay their just doing that for attention.
Person 2: he’s really hearty and robust too
by Poopooo butthole March 2, 2019
by The Dark Lord, Reaper February 5, 2010
A person who cheats on test and is obsessed with memes. Think of him as a bootleg meme god who is also bad at basketball. But is also a good friend.
Oh Zach
by Pharaoh of 2K May 10, 2019
A kid who is somewhat chubby,but still attractive. He is very good to women and extremely good in the sack,but always puts bros before hoes. All Zachs are in some way related to Chuck Norris,and have a huge penis."
by Mr.Dangerous January 21, 2012