Zoinks

An exclamation made by Shaggy from the popular cartoon Scooby-Doo. He says that when he is scared, excited and/or horny

Scooby-Doo:Hey Rhaggy!I found the ghost pirate treasure!
Shaggy:Zoinks ! It's a golden dildo !

by Fred Zoinksy FUCKERswag March 26, 2018

Zoink's curse

Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".

- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse

by TJumper4 December 9, 2024

zoinked

the state of being inexplicably befuddled after consuming a large amount of za

'Dude, you look zoinked outta your mind'

by chompp March 9, 2023

Zoink

A person who pitches to Bowser

Nick was humiliated after losing the gauntlet from the walk-off homerun. He would forever be considered a Zoink by his friends.

by imjjt April 26, 2022

Zoinked

When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.

"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"

"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"

by sixthgrade4ever January 15, 2018

Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence

Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.

by scout52 August 25, 2023

Zoink

Zoink is a word said by are all known lord or shaggy if you must, if you hear shaggy (are great leader) say zoink. That means you have angered him and you must apollagize if you don’t he will punish you. The way you say sorry to shaggy is you must bow and say “zoink no more” 3x or else you will be punished.

Shaggy: ZOINK
Mike: oh no! We have angered him
mason: *bows* Zoink no more,Zoink no more, zoink no more

by Xx_Gamersniperlord_xX December 20, 2018