Touch of Zeus

When a man has sex with an unshaven woman and the rubbing of his penis on her bush causes his penis to become negatively charged resulting in a static shock between his penis and her clitoral piercing.

Dude...Sarah gave me the touch of zeus last night...it stung like a bitch....

by MinnVik September 11, 2011

zeus move

to get owned, massively

Damn, that dude caught a wicked zeus move!

by dikk May 27, 2004

zeus’ nutsack

Tazing the guys nutsack while he goes balls deep

“Yo, Jeremy did the Zeus’ Nutsack and he can’t have kids now!”

by Wassupitsyaboiskinnypenis November 10, 2018

Zeus' Lightning

When one male lays on his back and has one girl riding his shwong while fingers one on each side. There is also one female who he is eating out. (For full effect do while thunderstorm is going on)

Jim: Dude, Grant got so lucky last night, he pulled Zeus' lightning!

Ryan: Are you Joking?!?

by shlock84 March 11, 2011

Zeus cannon

In the movie "Final Fantasy : The spirits within" The Zeus cannon was constructed to make one final strike at the 'alien' gaia.

Zeus cannon at 100%. We fire on your command.

by some guy June 9, 2003

beard of zeus

The white beard acquired while skiing or snowboarding in deep snow.

That run was so good I am now sporting the beard of zeus.

by snowsamarai April 9, 2012

Zeus cannon

My penis.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003