Yogasshole

person who comes into a yoga class 15 minutes late, and even though the room is half empty, lays out their mat 2" from you, annoys the sh*t out of you for an hour, and then caps it all off by doing ab exercises during savansana.

"Some yogasshole came to class today and now I'm having a really hard time finding my bliss. It was a blissaster."

by blissmaster November 29, 2016

Yoastin

Falling asleep in the middle of work or anything you might be expected to be doing.

"I was on the bus on my way to work and I was yoastin the whole time" or "While the professor was giving his lectured I yoasted for a quick minute"

by Baker27 September 22, 2011

yoman brunson

Yoman Brunson is one of the coolest people in the word. He is an awesome friend, great athlete, amazing cook, aspiring politician, and a champion dart player. If you ever encounter Yoman Brunson challenge him to a game of darts and bask in his victory dance. Yoman Brunson is a top cook who makes the best chimi chury on the planet along with his famous biscuits and chicken mmm mmm. Yoman Brunson is also good a making kimchi and has a vast knowledge of korean culture and spirits. Yoman Brunson is a very dependable friend and a good uncle "Yoda".

That yoman brunson sure knows how to do the shuffle

by kimchiqueen November 15, 2011

Yoast

A term of endearment towards friends that you would gladly share a blunt with.

What up yoast!?

Not much bro, you got a blunt?
For you, I always got a blunt

by Tony56 January 5, 2014

Yoas

A complete badass who sets the standard for all others. Cannot be beaten. A man who can get all the ladies. A devoted man who will never leave your side. The coolest of all niggaz. A complete thug.

Yo, that's a badass chain, but not as badass as Yoas!!

by JDzZle May 5, 2014

YoMama Care

An alternative to Obama Care in which the provider renders services to your mom....for free of course!

Hey Doug, is your Erectile Dysfunction covered under ObamaCare?
No?
You should get YoMama Care.

YoMama cared for it last night

by SamuraiBoom July 14, 2015

yomann

A super gay guy who is friends with all the girls. They only like him because they want a “gay best friend.” Always an asian little monk: short and yellow.

Boy 1: “I wish Malissa would date me.”
Boy 2: “ Just be friends with Yomann, she loves him.”

by DickPick123 November 8, 2019