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sloppy yoghurt

When you ejaculate into a females vagina and they then squat over your mouth and you proceed to then slurp up your own cum.
Hey, baby wanna do a Sloppy yoghurt tonight?
by Jabboa November 5, 2018
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baby yoghurt

See sperm, cum and jizz.
After I shot my baby yoghurt over her tits, I told her to clean herself up and make me a cup of tea.
by matt-leics April 13, 2004
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pump-action yoghurt rifle

noun.

A bloke's spam dagger. also known as a single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle
I extracted my love length from her fanjita and took aim at her balcony. Then I unleashed the full, merciless, fury of my pump-action yoghurt rifle and left her with a full splow necklace.
by Splowson McGraw March 7, 2004
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Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

A gentlemen's love length, with which he can go hunting on the range of two peaks. He can also go shooting on the 'Quim' battlefield.
'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'
by Emyjo Ed December 9, 2008
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Man Yoghurt

A thick, creamy substance that is launched from a man's penis; cum.
Jeremy was furiously whipping up some man yoghurt for his girlfriend.
by Tund March 6, 2008
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purple headed yoghurt slinger

A Cock, plain and simple.
by Chest August 3, 2003
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crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.
by Chest August 3, 2003
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