n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.
I saw a xander on the toilet
by guest(238) April 30, 2019
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by xanderthebenchwarmer May 24, 2022
Xander is an all around great friend! Xander is really kind and loves everybody that is nice him. Xander is crazy, weird, and a little annoying, but in a good and funny way. Xander is the kind of guy that alway has your back, no matter What! Xander is really random and funny, and knows how to make people laugh, but also question humanity. If you are having a bad day Xander is always there to make you feel better. Xander loves and gives great hugs, and LOVES to snuggle. Xander isn't the smartest guy, but he makes up for this in good looks guy, but he knows how to treat a woman right. Xander is very protective of everyone he loves and is quick to stand up for others. Xander is really fun to be around and is entertaining no matter where he is. You're missing out big time if you're not friends with a Xander!!!
by Mr. Rando January 26, 2020
xander is a lovely boy who is so kind and caring. a xander is very loyal and funny, he always makes the best jokes and has a crazy mad laugh. he always joins you in your favourite activities and just makes them so much better. when you have a xander you never want to loose him because he is the best thing that could possibly happen to you. everybody loves xander but not as much as me.
by salemwitchgoat March 13, 2023
Its probably the beastliest dance known to man. Its where one closes there left eye sticks there toung out puts one leg behind there head, and jumps.
by Xandermander December 03, 2010
The act of rubbing one's stomach and leg at the same time in a public place. Originated in Phoenix, AZ and is slowly spreading over the American Southwest.
by Tchaikovsky'sComposer December 05, 2011