Xandering

To look at ladies and decide if they are 'hot or not'.

Boy1: She is hot!
Boy2: Bro stop Xandering!

by DaveBatesYT July 24, 2017

Xander

Xander is fun and the funniest person I know on the planet!
He likes to joke around he is kind of a player and he plays basketball!
Whenever he jokes around I laugh but sometimes he goes overboard and yeah!
<3

Friend 1: I'm a banana
Xander 2: If you're a banana I'm a bunana
heh

by Can'tTELLu May 20, 2019

Xander

Xander is a porn star moonlighting as a Dungeon Master. He likes Dr Pepper a little too much and is easily made uncomfortable.

You watch that Xander dude on pornhub the other day?

by inkweaver October 21, 2019

Xander

A weirdo cuz y not

Wow your a real xander

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

xander speakman

the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗

“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”

by emma.samek February 7, 2020

xanderbean

A unit of measuring. (Exactly 100 Tyrones or 100,000 taul.)

Mars is exactly 2 Xanderbean tall.

The midget is 3 taul.

His penis wasn't even 7 tall.

by Extra Hard Poo Poo December 7, 2020

xander

The white knight to a certain girl
The one who can't shut the fuck up sometimes
xander is a guy who is the entire circus

"lmao is that xander?"
"watch out he might get on his knees and pleas for yo girl too!"

by caretyulez224 April 7, 2021