Shizzle Wizzle

Another way of saying shit in a child friendly/fun/funny manor.

we bouta steal some shizzle wizzle!

by Rep_ January 6, 2019

wazzle

1) to masturbate.
2) a very stupid person
3) a very good poker player, especially in the game "Texas Hold'em".
4) to have sex

1) Of course it is, you know...I wazzle, you wazzle, he, she, me, wazzle. Wazzle, wazzling, wazzlisation, Wazzleology, the study of wazzle.

2) Are you a wazzle?
3) Man, you are such a wazzler that you wazzle with my cards all day.
4) C'mon lets wazzle.

by republicofwazzle November 9, 2014

wizzle jizzle

Being high and having an orgasm at the same time

Jairo and his friends one day all decided to go get high and later a friend pulled out a porno on his cell phone which jairo replied " I WIZZLE JIZZLED MYSELF , UUHH"

by Xx.Zoltan.xX August 28, 2015

Woozle

When you blow up a ziplock bag with air, zip it up, and proceed to hit your friend in the head with enough force to pop the bag.

haha dude go woozle Frank... hes sitting right there!

by bakesale123 September 29, 2009

Wizzle

Wi-z-uhl (noun) A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die; a person with sad sickness.

Hey Wizzle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?

by The Master Wisdom November 24, 2010

holy shiz wizzle

Holy shit in Snoop Dogg version.

Holy shiz wizzle... I don't believe it!

by Cat May 13, 2005

smizzle the wizzle

this means quite literally to smoke the weeed man. usually used in a kinda way that only pot heads look forward to sayin. hey any chance to smizzle the wizle is a great chance for anyone.

yoooooo man.........um u wanna....smizzle the wizzle and get fumando!!!

by PISAN December 2, 2004