2 definition by republicofwazzle

Top Definition
1) to masturbate.
2) a very stupid person
3) a very good poker player, especially in the game "Texas Hold'em".
4) to have sex
1) Of course it is, you know...I wazzle, you wazzle, he, she, me, wazzle. Wazzle, wazzling, wazzlisation, Wazzleology, the study of wazzle.

2) Are you a wazzle?
3) Man, you are such a wazzler that you wazzle with my cards all day.
4) C'mon lets wazzle.
by republicofwazzle November 09, 2014

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Almost satisfactory but not quite
Example 1: Bro I got an 89.4 and the professor failed me!

Example 2: (Dialogue)
A: baby how was my performance today in bed?

B: I can see that you’re trying really hard, but you aren’t turning me on... I give this an 89.4
by republicofwazzle September 14, 2020

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